Tonight when Zachary was in the bathtub, I was telling him to do something and he wasn't listening to me. I asked him why could he not listen to me and mind me. Without missing a beat, he said "I have two side to my brain - a good side and a mean side. The good side is sick so I'm listening to the mean side." I didn't know what to say to this. I ended up telling him that he needed to get the good side well again so he could start using it instead of the mean side.
Can you believe him?